The Blackboard Jungle

days spent beating back the seeds of doubt

Thursday, September 30, 2004

I try to hide my most appallingly useless moments from public view.

Yet some are so spectacularly inept they need memorialising.

Most disastrous moment of the Media course so far had to be when I, red faced, instructed students always to replace the words 'Miss says it represents a penis', with the words 'this suggests Freudian connotations', and never, ever to ask why.